The Opposite of Tasty...

...is "good for health". Just ask any parent. ;)

Weed

A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Weed is marijuana.

-- The Devil's Advocate

Fact of Life 02

When a girl asks you a question, there are two answers - the correct answer and the honest answer.

Wanna know a secret?

Wanna know a secret?
Yes.
I can't tell you.
Why?
Why?! Because its a secret, thats why.
Then why ask?
I just wanted to know if you wanted to know. I'm not going to tell you.